Air New Zealand has the greatest cheese-to-cracker ratio of any national carrier. And that’s backed up with unpretentious wine that’s comfortable in a plastic cup.

These 2 inflight vultures were trays-down and ready for food the minute the trolley hit the aisle. But the last sav-fuelled laugh was mine when a cheeky smile got me a second to-the-brim ‘glass’.

More smiley than when she started the flight, nonetheless Cheryl felt targeted by the 3 menopause-themed questions on the inflight entertainment quiz. That’s 3 from about 20 that she looked at.

15% seems suspiciously high for random.

And then, on the Singapore Airlines flight, there were the Lurpak butter sachets. The buxomness of these dairy delights would make Douglas the Butterman blush, and their pertness, Cheryl felt, was a personal affront.